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virginangelicSpeculations so far but I kind of trust what some of them are saying. PARTLY because it makes sense.
To recap:
KangIn's bald WANNA SEE? (#2 most searched query in Naver)
Teuk's tricolored with white and brown and god knows what else. Black? Red, white and blue?
Blond Geng
These are speculations. BUT gotta trust a wee bit. Ganked the info off super_junior and Soompi
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Donghae's apparently gone army style with a buzz haircut. T.T Dude, I don't NEED a reminder I'm going to NS like in a year's time okay? Please? Dear god.
Kihae slightly shaved his gorgeous holy locks of hair.
Ryeowook, the woman with the moustache here, has got short dark hair. Honey, you know you just can't pull off that scruffy look right? Do you want me to FedEx you wax or hair removal cream or something?
Eunhyuk. Erm...did you dye your eyebrows blonde or did you shave them off?
Tin, Kyu...Kyu's red. Oh god. I'm seeing Ronald Macdonalds and it isn't funny. And more news are coming in that it might even be blond. T.T
Blonde, I THINK I can somehow...withstand. But red will need a long, long time to get over. I'm praying it's streaks. Make it streaks. Please. Streaks. Make it streaks.
Sungmin's DEFINITELY got short hair. But the color...I'm magnifying everything and I STILL don't see the blond. Is he REALLY blond again? Aish. I just can't imagine. Maybe...maybe I can PS the two pics later or something.
Shindong. Short hair huh? And black. Wanna bet it won't last long?
People who definitely won't be changing their hair:
Heechul aka Mr I-AM-FOREVER-PRETTIER-THAN-YOU-BIATCH-KTHXBAI.
(Or else he'd be in deep shit with the PD of his drama. Unless SM honeys them or something because the last time it happened, they managed to get permission for the haircut. Thank all that is blessed in the Universe)
Siwon.
And Yehsung.
Korean fans who stalked the boys said that their hair colours should be of yellow, gold, white, silver, red concept. Hmm...I wonder what's next. This is why sometimes I wish I had awesome stalking abilities or something.
What is wrong with these stylists?!
2) They just got released from image styling school and are now hell bent to make their mangas come to life. When will they ever realize that few asians actually look good in blonde?! T.T
3) They're antis in disguise or have turned against the boys for what the boys may have inadvertedly done like maybe...drink all their coffee and cola, ate all their cherries and strawberries (keep your mind out of the gutter, people), played one prank too many, annoyed them with alien theories when really, all they want to hear is silence.
4) They're actually protesting against SME for low pay and what nots using the boys to make their message known.
"WE MAKE OR BREAK STARS, NOT YOU! WE DEMAND MORE PAY!"
5) They ate the wrong food.
Yup, yup. I think we need to start a charity fund for the boys. I can just see it now...
Rabid fangirls still in school uniforms shoving donation tins under the noses of unsuspecting people at MRT stations and bus interchange and Changi and Orchard and whereever else people go when they need to do CIP Flag Day.
To recap:
KangIn's bald WANNA SEE? (#2 most searched query in Naver)
Teuk's tricolored with white and brown and god knows what else. Black? Red, white and blue?
Blond Geng
These are speculations. BUT gotta trust a wee bit. Ganked the info off super_junior and Soompi
>>>Donghae's apparently gone army style with a buzz haircut. T.T Dude, I don't NEED a reminder I'm going to NS like in a year's time okay? Please? Dear god.
Kihae slightly shaved his gorgeous holy locks of hair.
Ryeowook, the woman with the moustache here, has got short dark hair. Honey, you know you just can't pull off that scruffy look right? Do you want me to FedEx you wax or hair removal cream or something?
Eunhyuk. Erm...did you dye your eyebrows blonde or did you shave them off?
Tin, Kyu...Kyu's red. Oh god. I'm seeing Ronald Macdonalds and it isn't funny. And more news are coming in that it might even be blond. T.T
Blonde, I THINK I can somehow...withstand. But red will need a long, long time to get over. I'm praying it's streaks. Make it streaks. Please. Streaks. Make it streaks.
Sungmin's DEFINITELY got short hair. But the color...I'm magnifying everything and I STILL don't see the blond. Is he REALLY blond again? Aish. I just can't imagine. Maybe...maybe I can PS the two pics later or something.
Shindong. Short hair huh? And black. Wanna bet it won't last long?
People who definitely won't be changing their hair:
Heechul aka Mr I-AM-FOREVER-PRETTIER-THAN-YOU-BIATCH-KTHXBAI.
(Or else he'd be in deep shit with the PD of his drama. Unless SM honeys them or something because the last time it happened, they managed to get permission for the haircut. Thank all that is blessed in the Universe)
Siwon.
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS KID?
PLEASE CALL FANS-UNITED-AGAINST-SCARY-HAIRSTYLES if you have any information regarding his whereabouts.
REWARD WILL BE GIVEN - Amnesty from psychotic stylist.
Well, truth be told. NO ONE knows where he is. Is he in hiding from the psychotic stylists or something?! Good move dude. Smart even. If you need help from hiding, tell us. We'll help you!REWARD WILL BE GIVEN - Amnesty from psychotic stylist.
And Yehsung.
Korean fans who stalked the boys said that their hair colours should be of yellow, gold, white, silver, red concept. Hmm...I wonder what's next. This is why sometimes I wish I had awesome stalking abilities or something.
What is wrong with these stylists?!
FIVE possible reasons:
1) They got abducted and got replaced by aliens with unique styles.2) They just got released from image styling school and are now hell bent to make their mangas come to life. When will they ever realize that few asians actually look good in blonde?! T.T
3) They're antis in disguise or have turned against the boys for what the boys may have inadvertedly done like maybe...drink all their coffee and cola, ate all their cherries and strawberries (keep your mind out of the gutter, people), played one prank too many, annoyed them with alien theories when really, all they want to hear is silence.
4) They're actually protesting against SME for low pay and what nots using the boys to make their message known.
"WE MAKE OR BREAK STARS, NOT YOU! WE DEMAND MORE PAY!"
5) They ate the wrong food.
Yup, yup. I think we need to start a charity fund for the boys. I can just see it now...
"BLACK DYES AND HAIR GROWTH FORMULAS FOR SUPER JUNIOR"
Rabid fangirls still in school uniforms shoving donation tins under the noses of unsuspecting people at MRT stations and bus interchange and Changi and Orchard and whereever else people go when they need to do CIP Flag Day.
"PAY UP OR SUFFER UNDER THE HANDS OF THE PSYCHOTIC HAIRSTYLISTS OF SUPER JUNIOR"
