virginangelic

I must tell you in advance that some of the jokes are of a sexual nature. My mind's lost in the gutter you see.

"Ho-mie! I've missed you!"
"Rella! I've missed you too!"
"Erm...Chullie, you're hugging too much,"
"But...I haven't seen you in such a long time! And Jae's always hogging your time!"
"Erm...that's because Jae's my lovely ~~wife~~ partner?"
(NOTE the hand at the corner. That's Jaejoong's, I kid you not.)

And here we see Vaness discussing bedroom plans with the Shihan. 8D
(Damn, I have an issue with Van's name. I keep unconciously writing his name as Vanessa. My Mandarin sucks so tell me if I got it wrong kay?)
Hangeng: Da zhi heng ta! Zhen de! (He is very big! Really!)
Shiwon: *smirks*
Wu: Mind if I see it later?
Hangeng: We'll discuss it with Heechul kay?
Wu: Okay, call me and we can have an orgy. I'll bring the lube.
Geng: Heng hao! Heng hao! (Very good, very good!)

Later...
Wu: Sorry Hannie. I can't make it! Kangta just called.
Hangeng: Aww shucks. And I was thinking of getting whipped cream. T.T

What the hell is wrong with these hot looking guys?! WHY DO THEY WEAR SUCH PROVOCATIVE PANTS?! Argh...the zip's just asking to be pulled. Wonnie, heed my advice. Pose for a nekkied shot. But make sure it's artistic and tasteful. Ask DBSK for Leslie's number. He took several shots of nekkid celebs for his gold paged SuperStars Coffeebook.

Shiwon: Hello Korea!!! I'm back from Thailand!
Heechul: Touch him and die biatch. He's mine so back off. Kthx. Peace!

Also, let me introduce to you the REAL Naked Chef! And he makes excellent Beijung Fried Rice too!

KangIn's still thinking of Teukie
Heechul's thinking of...*die bitches. Shiwon's abs are MINE.*
Hannie just wants to do a good job.
And Donghae...no one knows what Spaceman's thinking of. Aliens? Eunhyuk's groping of Teuk? Kibum in the pool? Who knows? He looks haepy and that's all that matter right?

Dance battle between the blondes going on. Please ignore. Moving on...

Look at Donghae and Ryeowook trying to act fierce. Not working ukes. Keep working on it but really, you guys are so cute! I wanna pinch your cheeks! COME HERE SWEETIES! *grabby hands*

A better shot...erm...What's teukie doing? Showing non-existent cleavage? Teukie, we KNOW you make a rather pleasant looking woman and that you're the band umma but really...isn't this taking things a wee bit far too much? We know you're beautiful so stop rubbing it in our faces!

PELVIC THRUST!!! 8D

This picture just...turns on the waterworks. It's so beautiful!!!

Eeteuk caught off-guard during a game of whatchamacallit - the game where one cannot move when the attacker sees you? Weird, vague description but meh.

JUST STARE AT THE LOVELY BEAUTY THAT IS CHO KYUHYUN. (Note the 'K' SME. Seriously. It's KRY, NOT GRY kay?"

YES! MY KYUMIN!!! MY SWEET DELECTABLE KYUMIN! LOOK AT MIN EYEING KYU!!! 8D *I'm a hardcore Kyumin fan too FYI*
Erm...Hangeng looks weird - like he got possessed. Either that or he REALLY thinks he's gonna take over the Empire with his new SHINY trophy.

Band Ummas and Ryeo daydreaming about Yehsung's promise to show his abs to the magnae later and something extra...

Daddy and daughter...<3 Daddy's being congratulated for getting a son-in-law soon. Yup, yup.

See? Daddy being so proud of his pretty daughter who can do an excellent imitation of Ivy. No wait...beat Ivy in her own game. Either that, or Min's REALLY a puppet or something.

Super Junior won something in case you didn't realise. But I have NO idea what it is...
I'm gonna take a shot and say...
Best in Thrusting. They've done the hip thrust for U, and now they've done a pelvic/crotch thrust for Don't Don. What's next I wonder...butt thrusts? XD

Looking on admiringly at the award. Daddy, Daughter, Umma. <3 Lovely family pic don't you agree? (Agree damn it. Or I'll set Heechul on you. PS. BELOW)